quotes of the day

Ehem. So these next two quotes derive from my YMAG meeting full of hilarity each time I tell ya. Good times, good times...

Ok, so this first one I'll give credit to South Park and that episode in season seven where cartman wants to go on Maury and says,

"Whatevah! I do wha I waaant!" I DO WHA I WANT!

Perfect for those days when you just can't take anything seriously. Or it's a serious day and you just need to break the ice and wind down a bit.

next one is very random, i don't remember the whole story, but it was really really funny at the time, so my apologies for not understanding. Anyway, it's a story of a friend of a friend, supposidly random people around the world know this story. My friend heard it from a friend in Tokyo. Interesting. Ok, so imagine, a scottish man, who lives with his mother. And refers to her not as mother, but as Betty. Yes, Betty. So my friend is telling me these stories of Betty and her son, and come up to one story where they are at like some asian resturant that serve ice cream for dessert like buffet style or w.e. Anyway, so Betty, sounded so sweet and all says, *think accent here* "Aw look (w.e son's name is)the ice cream comes in these little cute dolops" and son snaps back, *think scottish accent and a pinch of that smegle guy from LOTR, I don't know how to spell his name, anyway cuz my friend made him sound so snappy and hoarse* "They're called SCOOPS BETTY!!!"

That quote, great for an ice breaker. hahahaha.

and we just laughed and laughed. Oh, it was a fun meeting today. You just had to be there to really get it. I'm loving posting these stupid random things. hahahaha!