this happened a long time ago, but...

I'd still like to share the story. Ok, so this happened during exam week, during the Chem Diploma to be exact. Funny thing, once everyone gets out of the first part of the exam, everyone is effin' paranoid as hell over every little thing, so as human condition goes, everyone finds comfort in reasurrance, so what do we do? We fucking ask everyone and everybody(who is credible in the feild of chemistry here) what they got, and we compare answers. Oh, I just love watching and making fun of the human condition. But that's not the funny story, this just leads up to it.

Ok, so everyone's out of the exam and all us IBers head to the library lounge(duh! where else would we go?!) And everyone says they're going to study, but in reality, no one ever really does! Half the time we debated when to go to lunch and who would come with and where, the other half wasted on doing calculations on our TI-83s figuring out what we needed in part b to just keep or achieve whatever mark we wanted. Don't you just love how IBers think?! You think it's all about the studying, when really, it's 50% preperation(cramming due to procrastination) and 50% worrying and analyzing every possiblity of wrongs and rights. My math can be debated, but I don't really care!

Anyway! Continuing. You'll start to notice how I take forevet to get to the point of a story.

So it's after we all went and ate lunch, there's the occasional few actually studying, a group of people playing cards(someone always has to play cards in this situation), a few people chatting, and there's me trying to catch a few zees before the exam. Now, all the chairs in the lounge are taken by others and are crowding around a few desks, so my solution to a seating dilema: you sit on the table when the janitor isn't looking. So I went to sit on the table, and I wanted to bring my knees to my chest, and next thing I know, I hear a "rrrrriiiiiiii", and wouldn't you know it, I RIPPED MY PANTS!! Boy, did I feel like Spongebob Squarepants(please tell me, you people know the allusion I speak of). So here's a pic to share of my ripped pants.